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Nyquil on the Rocks
Mapping the universe, one laundry pile at a time.
Ricky Wants to Ban Pornography
I have never in my life seen a candidate more devoted to ensuring that he NEVER BECOMES PRESIDENT EVER. Like, seriously, Rick? You’re digging your own political grave, one mouthful of dirt at a time.
I dedicate the following gif to Mr. Santorum.
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Righteous cool, my friend. Let’s start a chain. Pornography for all!The first person that throws gay porn into the mix gets my blessing. Double if they superimpose Ricky-Boy’s face on one of the actors. =P
While I don’t quite have gay porn, I have this thing I got from Kat.
Don’t worry. I got it.
Big ups.
Bazinga.
Ricky Wants to Ban Pornography
I have never in my life seen a candidate more devoted to ensuring that he NEVER BECOMES PRESIDENT EVER. Like, seriously, Rick? You’re digging your own political grave, one mouthful of dirt at a time.
I dedicate the following gif to Mr. Santorum.
^^^^^
Righteous cool, my friend. Let’s start a chain. Pornography for all!
The first person that throws gay porn into the mix gets my blessing. Double if they superimpose Ricky-Boy’s face on one of the actors. =P
Ricky Wants to Ban Pornography
I have never in my life seen a candidate more devoted to ensuring that he NEVER BECOMES PRESIDENT EVER. Like, seriously, Rick? You’re digging your own political grave, one mouthful of dirt at a time.
I dedicate the following gif to Mr. Santorum.
My Reaction to the Ignorances of Ron Paul Supporters
“This was my first encounter with what I now like to call the “smart idiots” effect: The fact that politically sophisticated or knowledgeable people are often morebiased, and less persuadable, than the ignorant. It’s a reality that generates endless frustration for many scientists—and indeed, for many well-educated, reasonable people. And most of all, for many liberals.
Let’s face it: We liberals and progressives are absolutely outraged by partisan misinformation. Lies about “death panels.” People seriously thinking that President Obama is a Muslim, not born in the United States. Climate-change denial. Debt ceiling denial. These things drive us crazy, in large part because we can’t comprehend how such intellectual abominations could possibly exist.”
This is exactly how I feel after this whole Ron Paul nonsense. It’s maddening, frustrating, and absurd that something like this phenomenon actually exists. Gah, and fuck my life.
(Source: alternet.org)
Scumbag Ron Paul.
Yes, he’s a scumbag. Do not let that kindly, old man face fool you. He is a liar, and hypocrite, and just as bad as every politician out there. You sad, desperate, young liberal hipster fuckheads that worship him are only tolling the bell on your own social and political rights in the name of some half-cocked idea of “libertarianism.”
Bother to actually know anything about the candidate you’re supporting instead of just regurgitating talking points and sound bites.
Look, if his policies are really what you want, more power to you. But don’t flaunt your liberal cred like egotistical bird plumage because you support Ron Paul. You look like a hypocrite and a fool.
Why Ron Paul Apologists Are Ignorant
This just goes another step towards me believing that America’s liberal youth is just as ignorant and willfully mis/uninformed about things as the “conservative” class. They will latch on to any idealism they can find, and attempt to continue living life under the assumption that life is a bed of beautiful rose petals if you just try to be groovy enough.
No. No. No. No, no, no. It’s not, it’s never been, and it never will be. Latch on to this beacon of libertarian hope if you choose to, he’s not better, and in many ways just as bad as every other candidate available.
If Ron Paul gets elected, it will be the same thing that happened with Obama. The people that voted for him will collectively facepalm as they come to realize their idealism got them nowhere. I did it, I’ll freely admit. I did it, and I learned from it.
Scumbag Santorum. I don’t really need to go into this one any further.
I read this in their respective voices. Literally, I read them out loud in those voices.
I’m Starting to Think…
I’m starting to think that there is no cloak and dagger, no terrible misanthropic dealings behind some black satin curtain in our government. Rather, it is just a bunch of stupid people communicating in sputtered sentence fragments and continually being elected despite their rampant, and glaring ineptitude.
Seems logical to me.
