February 2012
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Rewrite Lyrics Four Days from Showtime?
Sure, why not? You needed a challenge, Michael. It’s not as if you’re not paranoid enough, opening for one of your favorite bands. It’s not as if you’re a perfectionist that hates everything you write. It’s not as if you only have four motherfucking days to get six or more songs to performance quality. It’s not as if your burgeoning musical credibility is on the...
pulidovonduarte asked: Whom is the best candidate?
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Things That Annoy Me pt. 3
People that think if you take a couple pictures, or write a few songs, it means you’re special.
Chances are, if you walk like a hipster fuckhead, talk like a hipster fuckhead, and hang out with hipster fuckheads, you *are a hipster fuckhead.*
Those people in the above sentence that still deny the extent of their own hipster fuckheadedness.
Wanting to ask invasive, provocative, and...
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Followers
I’m not sure if it’s due to my political postings, or some magical, Poe’s Law kind of shit, but I’m steadily gaining followers.
I’ve gone up fifteen in the last week. It’s so bizarre to me.
But I want to take this moment to thank all of you for stopping by my little corner of the internet, and hope you won’t be disappointed by the eclectic leanings of...
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How I Feel Talking to Pretty Girls
Every. Single. Time.
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More Porn, More Weights
More intimidating, vascular manhood.
However, now I smell bad.
TAKE ALL THE SHOWERS. Also, best movie EVER. That smile…
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“The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us...”
– H.P. Lovecraft - The Call of Cthulhu
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My Reaction to the Ignorances of Ron Paul...
“This was my first encounter with what I now like to call the “smart idiots” effect: The fact that politically sophisticated or knowledgeable people are often morebiased, and less persuadable, than the ignorant. It’s a reality that generates endless frustration for many scientists—and indeed, for many well-educated, reasonable people. And most of all, for many liberals.
Let’s face it: We...
essscaaapaaades asked: Most Republicans are all "DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT!" And then they go and want to tell people who the can and can't love and it just MAKES NO SENSE. And they want to ban abortions, AND birth control, AND sex education. Might as well ban sex, because that's what they want!!!! GAH.
essscaaapaaades asked: "I don’t really care about legalizing pot in the face of civil rights." YES. YES. YES. AND. YES. Some things just don't matter. They just don't. I don't care if my neighbor can get high, if my other neighbor can't marry his boyfriend. It doesn't matter.
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Anonymous asked: (1/2) He has changed his mind, but only on one issue: the death penalty (at the federal level). The reason he hasn't changed his mind of other issues is because previous presidents keep proving that the other "solutions" don't work. He is not deaf to the voice of the public. I don't see how giving many rights back to the states would be a problem. None of the other...
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Solution
buzzkillscg replied to your post: Please don’t let a few supporters change your view of a presidential candidate. Many people support candidates for reasons without proper knowledge. You have to look at the facts in context and evaluate the options. I don’t agree with everything Ron Paul says, however I do believe he is the best option for the presidency because of his consistency. He makes a lot...
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Anonymous asked: Please don't let a few supporters change your view of a presidential candidate. Many people support candidates for reasons without proper knowledge. You have to look at the facts in context and evaluate the options. I don't agree with everything Ron Paul says, however I do believe he is the best option for the presidency because of his consistency. He makes a lot of extremely valid...
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Anonymous asked: do not post these things you plan on posting. there is no way to express that viewpoint without having it laden with subtext i am quite sure you don't intend to be expressing. at least i hope not.
I Could Even...
As a response, post about how women are expected to “man up” in the workplace, or to compete with men on a physical level in order to be looked at as competent in some aspects.
I could do a whole point/counterpoint series. I would lose followers by flocks.
The feminists first, obviously.
I mean, I’ve already lost my Ron Paul supporters.
Why not keep the trend going?
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I Want
To post a blog about how women negatively control the dynamics of sexual relationships, but I’m afraid that I will anger my feminist followers. of Which I somehow have many.
Should I? Should I risk it? Should I be the big, bad MAN?
Ladies, I love you. And I even love feminists. I promise.
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buzzkillscg replied to your post: The Ron Paul Defense
Well, yeah. Half these people are hung up on conspiracy theories and drug legalization as if those were the only two issues worth paying actual attention to. Why should they be prepared for a rational well-rounded counter argument?
In the answer post I lost, this guy basically talked about the budget (which I really have no issues with RP...
Fuck You, Tumblr
So, I wrote a huge, long answer to a question series in my inbox. Pointing out fallacies, explaining my position, etc… etc…
And fucking tumblr glitched out and lost it.
You motherfucker.
I hate you.
It took me like a half an hour to write.
I will fucking cut someone.
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The Ron Paul Defense
buzzkillscg replied to your post: While Paul did get earmarks he did not vote for them. So what he said was true. He did in fact vote against earmarks. Even the ones he wanted. And he has taken responsibility for the newsletters.
I love how you can never rip on Paul on the internet without at least ONE acolyte rushing to his defense.
Badly, I might add.
“RON PAUL IS TEH BEST AND YOU SUCK...
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Anonymous asked: While Paul did get earmarks he did not vote for them. So what he said was true. He did in fact vote against earmarks. Even the ones he wanted. And he has taken responsibility for the newsletters.
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runoutyourfuckingguns asked: you're so fucking retarded.
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To The Northeast.
satinandrust replied to your post: Porn While Lifting Weights
Heyyy, you sexy stud. Why don’t you flex those muscles in my direction? ;)
I just bicep flashed in the direction of the northern suburbs. Did you feel it?
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Porn While Lifting Weights
I’ve never felt so masculine and likable. (somebody please call me a sexy stud. *tears of insecurity*) Disregard that last statement.
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How I Feel Every Ash Wednesday
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I'm Reminded
Of a time in high school that some jag-off asked me if I was a fag.
My Response?
“Why, are you asking me out on a date? Because I’m not busy on Friday.”
I almost got punched for that. The look on his face would have been so worth it.
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Feed the Crows
Words. They hang on a melody by a thread of emotion. Your intellect is killing you. The only way you write is to let go and let the noise, the pitches, the notes run through you. To scream and cry as if you’re the only one that will ever know what it’s like to live with yourself.
You’re running out of time. You have to complete your task. You must. If you don’t, you will...
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satinandrust replied to your post: A Revelation
The so-called ‘boring old’ you is the best you there is. Your honesty is always appreciated. Now, go answer more fun sex questions. ;)
D’aww. Thanks. But I has no more questions to answer!
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A Revelation
After reading over my answers, I realize I sound like a total duder shithead.
This is mostly because of the nature of the questions, and that I’m usually overly detailed and honest in such situations.
I feel that for some reason, it sounds almost like I’m this walking, talking dom-cock with little eyes. During sex, sure. But it’s probably the only place and time in life where I...
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Anonymous asked: First survey, 2, 24, 26, 42, 43, 63, 74, 87.
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deja-q replied to your post: all multiples of 5. both sets. feel free to leave out anything you’ve already done, but you get extra credit for fresh new answers.
i hired a girl in vegas to come to my hotel room. i told her that we could do literally anything she wanted. we played charades and watched law and order. she was a really wonderful lady and she clearly needed the break from the...
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satinandrust asked: 6-16, 32-42.
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deja-q asked: all multiples of 5. both sets. feel free to leave out anything you've already done, but you get extra credit for fresh new answers.
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Sex Ask 2: The Filth
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
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Answers for SatinandRust
satinandrust replied to your post: Dude, please just answer all of the questions, or…
All multiples of 5, then.
grumble mumble.
5. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Honestly, not long. I’m not a very patient person when it comes down to it. If I get turned on, things had better go places, or I’ll get frustrated. =/
10. How Important is sex in your...
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Anonymous asked: Being a pussy and going for anon. ;-) 9, 14, 25, 37, 49, 55, 62
satinandrust asked: Dude, please just answer all of the questions, or all of the ones you feel like answering.
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Sex Questions pt. 1 of 2 →
This is part one of two sex-related surveys I’m doing. I find many of the other Q and A sessions to be far too tame. Let’s have some fun, shall we? Anon’s welcome if you’re too much of a pussy.
What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
What is something you have never done in bed before?
What time of day do you like to have sex?
What do you...
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Green
I think my problem is that I’m just jealous of how awesome everyone else is in comparison to me.
Anonymous asked: Who are the three not-females???
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THE VOICE IS BACK
Monologue 99% down, voice has returned.
Watch yourself, motherfucker. The King is coming your way. Get the wet naps ready.
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Let Us Follow Italy's Lead, and...
I know I’ve posted lots of anti-religious stuff today. Get over it.
More tits and cursing tomorrow, I promise.
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Circulation
When you’ve been disappointed by life on a nearly constant basis, but are far too stubborn to lay down and die, and even dare to dream sometimes…
What’s that called?